Pinch or Be Pinched

St. Patrick's Day...so many painful memories. I remember being a kid...fighting off pinches from friends because my 'green' wasn't obvious enough.

"STOP! STOP! I have a green ribbon in my hair. I HAVE A GREEN RIBBON IN MY HAIR! GET THE F*@K AWAY FROM ME!"

"Oh, sorry."

Yeah, well, that's not happening this year. This year I will be wearing the best kind of green: green shoes.

Village Shoes is actually stocked in stuff that will ward off unwanted nipping:

For the ladies: For the gents:If green shoes aren't your bag, we have plenty of socks for both men and women that'll do too. In addition, we have many accessories for the ladies that will save you from torment such as handbags, jewelry, and sunglasses.

G'luck on March 17th, and get your drink on responsibly!



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Shoes We Won't Be Carrying in 2012. Or 2013. Or Ever.

I think it's safe to say that the average woman is drawn to shoes that stand out. We all want to feel as if we're not wearing the same shoes as every other chick out there, so we buy shoes that are fun in color, or creative in design to give some pizzazz to our otherwise typical, everyday outfit. That being said, some women want to wear hooves on their feet to add a fun flair to their garb. Some women would have a high heel surgically implanted in their foot, and some women want a pump with the platform shaped like a hamburger. If you are that woman, I'm sorry to say to say that you'll hate our store because we won't ever be carrying the following:

These hoofers are perfect for a trip to the petting zoo.

Our FB fan Ryan Chaney referred to these as 'Lawn Aerators'.

I'm wearing these to the Sandwich Festival in Albuquerque this year.

S*@t!

Sorry, babies, no "heels" for you either.

A cloven hoof for the wicked westerner (or "southerner").

Heels to match Grandma's walker.

No comment other than this picture gives me gas.

SCUBA is now an acronym for Seriously Clever Unsightly Barf-inducing Accoutrement.

Perfect for standing on top of a camel or over anthills.

I hope I don't lose too many customers over this post. Wink!

post by Amanda

images via google search 'ugly shoes & funny shoes'

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