Somebody Make Me: Spooky Scary Halloween Food

Ugh..can't believe I had the dumb idea of doing this week's blog on deliciously disgusting Halloween themed food.  I am so disturbed right now by some of the dishes I came across that I feel queasy. Kitty litter cake. Chocolate armpit hair. Dried scabs. The list goes on, but I'll refrain from sharing them.

That being said, here are some creepy cool recipes for your Halloween party that didn't make me sick to my stomach...

Severed hot dog fingers, huh? Well, yeah, that's pretty freaking gross, yet darn easy to make!

Leave it to Martha Stuart to have prosciutto represent cured epidermis. Such a classy witch!

This witches brew was concocted in Sin City at Fusion Bar, and looks like a glass of dark magic! I'll have 2 or 10, please.

Slimy worms on a bun. Guh-ross. I think it's kind of ironic that hot dogs are used to make some of the most disturbing Halloween foods...you know, because they're hot dogs...

Ladies and gents, I give you: MEAT HAND! The onion nails and wrist bone, and the burnt cheese on top really take this idea to the next level. 

Alright, alright, I guess I'll share one of the super gross ideas I found. Saucy's Sprinkles blog had a page full of 'em. Click HERE if you're interested in booger bits, earwax on a swab, or used bandages.

So, I helped you with shoes, costumes, and now food. Someone better do something nice for me soon.


post by Amanda
top photo courtesy of themadnessofbeingsane.tumblr.com